Comments on: Needed: Zardari Jokes (and Manmohan Singh, Rajapaksa, Sheikh Hasina…)

By: Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:57:13 +0000

Zardari is feeling horny but his pet dog is not around. So he calls his army chief and asks him to drop his pants. Once the army chief pants are dropped, Zardari turns him around, bends him over and starts humping him. The army chief is giggling and laughing. Zardari is mad and asks” what is so funny? nothing says the army chief, I always laugh when somthing small tickles my bum.

By: Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:55:27 +0000

By: Amit P

Amit P — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:42:35 +0000

Have to agree with Kal in #9: If “PIA = Please Inform Allah” and “ISI = Invisible Soldiers Inc.” are any indication, Pakistanis have an excellent sense of humour, esp. when it comes to their politicians and institutions…

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:21:12 +0000

Im sure many website like http://ZardariHaHa.com will show up now.

By: Fly, You Fools! - An Indian Webcomic

Fly, You Fools! - An Indian Webcomic — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:07:00 +0000

Two comics mocking Zardari here Added bonus: One of them has Manmohan.

By: rudie_c

rudie_c — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:51:57 +0000

” A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”

wish i came up with it. So Bad its Good!

By: rudie_c

rudie_c — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:41:50 +0000

Slander

Ã¢â‚¬Å“The government has imposed a tax on all messages. This means that until now President Zardari was getting abused for free. Now heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll get paid every time someone abuses him!Ã¢â‚¬Â

(Jacked from the above website, Zardari skillz)

By: louiecypher

louiecypher — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:28:23 +0000

I think joking about corruption in our own south asian countries serves the same purpose as baseball in the US. You might not have anything else in common, but it is always a shared reference point. What I am getting at is that Zardari jokes have little chance of turning into Pakistan bash fests because even the most hawkish Indian, who has without a doubt had to bribe some babu just to get his grandfather’s death certificate, knows that it would be throwing stones from a glass house. We are bound by venality and narrow plaque susceptible arteries (but as an Indian nationalist this is as about as much as I will own up to )

By: Asif

Asif — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:39:56 +0000

http://www.zardarijokes.net/ under construction … need suggestions

By: wunderbar

wunderbar — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:13:38 +0000

This isn't a joke about any of the individuals in question but is a bit of political doggerel that stuck in my memory. This was from Indira Gandhi's comeback election campaign of 1980 and is typical election poetry 'back home' (apologies to non-Hindi speakers):

shakkar nahi, tel nahi waqt par koi rail nahi ek dooje mein mel nahi raj chalana khel nahi