apoorv yaaddasht = google + remembering key phrases from the tridev incantation. Unfortunate, GooTube did not deliver.

Mr. Computer, ak-ji ka answer ko freeze k-k-k-kiya jaaye. I concede, I possess neither the jaunty angular asymmetry, nor the follicular finesse of Mr. SmiRK.

Those who will go medeival

Medieval. I suck. You’re welcome, NvM.

What about the Tridev of Jackie Shroff, Sunny Deol, and Naseeruddin Shah?

too 80s. entirely inappropriate for me. i’m so over men my father’s age. i am impressed, though, by your ‘apoorv yaaddasht.’ and hysterically cracking up.

ak, that hansel is so hot right now (he’s an ambiturner too).

I think this guy’s gyrations inspired this touching scene: Sometimes there’s so much booty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.

What about the Tridev of Jackie Shroff, Sunny Deol, and Naseeruddin Shah? They even have a cataclysmic pronouncement preceding their introduction:

Paap se dharti fati….fati…fati…. Adharm se aasmaan…maan…maan… Atyachaar se kaanpi insaaniyat…saaniyat, Raaj kar rahe haivaan…vaan…vaan

Jinki hogi taaqat apoorv Jinka hoga nishaana abhed…bhed… Jo karenge inka sarvanaash…vanaash, Woh kehlaayenge… Tridev! Tridev! Tridev!

The earth ripped.. ripped.. ripped due to sin The air from the destruction of virtue Mankind shivered from atrocities The something-something* are ruling roughshod.

Those will have amazing strength Those who display unerring marksmanship Those who will go medeival upon the evil people’s asses They will be called… Trinity… Trinity… Trinity.

• something-something = Rahul’s Hindi is inadequate to the task

Also, this Trinity is quite acceptable to me.

this is a very tough question, pm. i cannot think of a trinity but i can think of a duo : derek zoolander and hansel (strictly judging fron their walk-off).

rahul, you have some very stiff competition – judging from his stint on kbc, srk is a perfect host/entertainer for many fora.

However, this guys booty shake to the same song almost cuts it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaHqO7t19iQ&mode=related&search=

I will just lick my wounds with Bips then.

As per the rules of agreement of nouns with verb, shouldn’t it be ‘trinity is’ (because it is a single collection of three, rather than ‘trinity are.’ Not trying to be nit-picky, but I’m curious and speak from relative equipoise.

Trinity is, are.. I realized as I typed it how awkward/wrong that entire sentence was. I should have said “who are in the trinity?” or some such thing. My holy spirit has been crushed by my sin against grammar.

Second,

My vote is the Bollywood Trinity – SAK, AMK, SRK.

This trinity is barely acceptable for a menage, but totally lyrically inadequate. I’ll probably have to kick out SAK. And I’ll basically tolerate AMK.

Third,

Words are great and all, but what I want to know is who the trinity are?

Mine would be: Dylan, Joni, and Gulzar, for the lyrics In a weirdly romantic mood: Morrison(Jim), Kishore Kumar, and Nina Simone

Plus, an ability to dance uninhibitedly to terrible pop music appreciated, but not in matching polyester outfits. ak, what’s your answer to the above?

As per the rules of agreement of nouns with verb, shouldn’t it be ‘trinity is’ (because it is a single collection of three, rather than ‘trinity are.’ Not trying to be nit-picky, but I’m curious and speak from relative equipoise.

Surely, Amitabh has to be God? That’s all in this week’s edition of Separated at Birth… of the universe?