Comments on: 55Friday: The “‘I’m Screwed’/Haiku” Edition

By: thekingsingh

thekingsingh — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:47:21 +0000

Late and kind of off topic, but what the heck...

They stood together in front of the priest, reciting their vows. He looked into her eyes with a glint of satisfaction.

It was almost as it was three years prior. Only, on that day in front of another priest, he unashamedly looked into her eyes from afar, as the best man at her first wedding.

By: boston-reader

boston-reader — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:02:51 +0000

Sometimes these posts seem frivolous.

However, having been a daily reader for the past year, although I don't always like them, I definitely appreciate them.

In a fun way, they balance things out, let out some steam . . .

By: Faraz

Faraz — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:32:51 +0000

I wish we had less of these kinds of posts on sepia and more like the one about Fareed Zakaria post.

By: pp

pp — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:46:05 +0000

Spelling correction above: glass instead of glasss (did i mention the alcohol beverages i had consumed?)

By: pp

pp — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:43:13 +0000

Paris in the summer, Oh what a bummer To have to go to the slammer But maybe she'll meet a thug with a hummer

Love is strange and cruel As she eats her lumpy gruel Her eyes lock with a long-haired whore Oh, they say its a bore This has happened before But it's still soooo hot Oh judge, fear not Now she wont leave the jail oh, not,

(Please pardon the painful rhyming here, and the over 55-limit. Even after a beer and a glasss of wine a haiku-shaiku is hard to come)

By: Randomizer

Randomizer — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:06:10 +0000

There once lived an heiress, who made like the pirates, Living each day bathed in gold..

The nation envied, They watched her with greed, Partying her nights like a ho.

Soon she was found, Quite Drunk and unwound, Merrily behind the wheel...

Last when I heard, They said of this turd, Finally , "Justice is served".

By: Nitya

Nitya — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 18:58:22 +0000

If heiress behaves I’ll need great strength to deal with a bland newspaper

By: Curious

Curious — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:22:19 +0000

And big girls don’t cryyy [Anna]

By: Huey

Huey — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:26:02 +0000

If the late Johnnie Cochran defended her:

"If she can afford the bail, get her outta jail."

"If the alcohol level's low, gotta let her go."

If he was prosecuting her:

"If she's caught with a shot-glass, lock up her ass."

"Is she guilty? Oui, oui, Paris."

By: rudie_c

rudie_c — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:08:10 +0000

Throw away the Key Sheâ€™s stupid and smells of wee â€œwee wee?â€ wrong Paris