The actual song and video can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFM6HC3tZM.

Chadha, if you’re reading this, give me a call.

sk I’m being serious, I’m going to script-write this sucker in a frenzy next weekend. Who has Chadha’s agent’s details? Let me know or get her to drop her e-mail address here on this thread.

I’m debating whether to introduce a lesbian element, because let’s face it, Rosario Dawson would look good with Parminder in the shower after a game. But not in an exploitative manner. And let’s not forget there was an oppressed gay in the first one, so we have to balance it out.

Anyway….let me know of any new ways to demonise Indian men so I can incorporate them into the script. It’s a dead cert to make at least $100 million at the US box orifice. Easy to market:

‘Starring the macaca from ER, the one with the fake English accent’

We could stick Naveen Andrews in the film as well:

‘Also starring the macaca who plays the terrorist in the English Patient and Lost, the one with the fake English accent’

We can properly mash it up, also to show how British people are so cool and inter-racial these days, maybe have a scene in which Becks goes to the gurdwara too or something like that. Final minute goal he scores that somehow is metaphorical for everything else. Add curry. Just have to work out hot to include spices with magical powers. With a sub-plot about how Mexicans in California are like Punjabis in England. Somebody give me Chadha’s agent’s telephone number, my typewriter is burning up here….

But as long as we’re not in the Premiership, I have a soft spot for Arsenal out of the top sides. One – because I’ve been to more of their games than any other club’s and two – because my best mates support Liverpool and Man U and I love watching them lose. Oh and three – the golden days of Henry and Vieira bringing French class to London.

Redsnapper, it’s clear that you should be churning out scripts asap…you’re hilarious!