CAD:

I’d take you up one the offer but I’ve been reading Andrea Dworkin and if we had sex it may constitute rape. But then again, as Andrea said: “If the Holocaust can be denied even today how can a woman who has been raped be believed?”—since you’re Noam Chomsky fan you probably don’t beilieve in the Holocaust so you probably don’t believe in rape.

I’ll give you a call. –BJ

Re: Gujarati tunes. I too would like to know where to find some, preferably in mp3 form. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Gujarati ghazal before, would be neat.

There are two aspects to Gujarati ghajals that you should know: one, the ghazals sound chho chho sveet because you’re hearing it in your mother tongue. Two, musically, they don’t sound any different from ghajals in Hindu/Urdu. But the lyrics are different from the Hindu/Urdu ghajals, at least the ghajals that I have: holding hands and chasings patangs.

Isn’t that nice? Holding hands and chasing kites?

ANNA:

Really? It didn’t seem that way at ALL.

It seems like that to you because you were busy prancing and twittering around with the other East Coast Mutineers at Leela’s Lounge last weekend, having a good time, probably the time of your life, with a Martini in your hand and green olives bobbing amongst the ice, laughing and joking…..(eyes narrowing, blood beginning to boil furiously at the thought of it….)

Really? It didn’t seem that way at ALL.

Oi! What do you take me for, some good Indian girl?

…and it was no trouble.

Re: Gujarati tunes. I too would like to know where to find some, preferably in mp3 form. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Gujarati ghazal before, would be neat.

Wait…back? She never left. Exam or not, she’s been bombing away.

Yo, I left. I left for three days. That’s a lot.

Didn’t you notice how for three days I didn’t post anything?

Wait…back? She never left. Exam or not, she’s been bombing away.

Saurav, usually when a person repeatedly tries to intervene between a pusher and his customer(s) that person finds themselves sleeping with the fishes. I recommend the movie New Jack City as an example. Don’t f*ck with Nino Brown.

You tell him, Abhi. Don’t let any otha mothafu@*a dent your style.

ooooh…. I quite like it when a Bad Boy Desi lays down the law. Groowwl….

Speaking of Desi goondas, why hasn’t Bad Boy Bobby Jindal replied to my invitation yet?

Hey, Evil Abhi, want to start a Desi gang with me? Not like the “Bombay Posse” and “Pakistani Psychadelics” who are sissy, pathetic, wannabe losers. I’m talking about a real gang.

Let’s meet up tomorrow to discuss this further. I’ll see you tomorrow at 3:30 on the corner of Crenshaw and Slauson. Bring a ’40, a can of spraypaint, and wear a brown beret.

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