There may be a Gatekeeper and a Keymaker now keeping the illusion of the Sepia Matrix running smoothly, but one vital arbiter is needed in order to keep the bunker’s simians under control: I move to nominate CAD as SM’s Sati.

“Sati is a program, not a human. Wide-eyed and clear-speaking, she represents the future of humanity after Armageddon.”

The parallels are downright uncanny. @=)

chitthi na koi sandesh..jaane woh kaun sa desh ..jahan tum chale gaye!

Can’t jack the thread anymore and turn SM into a chatroom! There is a Gatekeeper now, and so have to be extra careful.

Closing Remarks: Greetings and Salutations once again, Neeraja! Keep up the good work– your posts have elicited endless comments!

chitthi na koi sandesh..jaane woh kaun sa desh ..jahan tum chale gaye!

My Gujarati isn’t that great.

Oh..puhleez. raja KO rani! http://www.hindilyrix.com/songs/get_song_Kisi%20Din%20Banoongi%20Main.html

“Raja ko Rani se pyaar ho gaya” – yeh sun lo

Such joot, yaar

jHoot ..not joot

you stated that you came to the States 5 years ago to do some engineering job. I’m the one who’s 27.

Yes..I came 5 yrs ago..to pursue my Masters..and then Phd. And I’m 27 too.

Now, if you can make any of the above, you’re good to go.

I remember telling you before…I once “burnt” water. Don’t expect me to prepare khaman dhokla.

On a “more” serious note – I can make ‘baigan ka bharta’. shaadi pakki ?

No, no. On the “Raja” soundtrack (remember that filum? So long ago!), she croons, “kisi din banoongi, mein raja KO rani”.

You are indeed mistaken. Looks like you just eye-balled my resume. I’m a 27 yr old graduate student(cheap ass)…trying to wrap up my phd.

Such joot, yaar, I swear. Don’t mess with me. In one of your other posts, you stated that you came to the States 5 years ago to do some engineering job. I’m the one who’s 27. Don’t try to turn the table around on me.

Your “You pay” ..mentioned in the same breath as your last sentence is a bit annoying. I’ve already agreed..no point in repeating it…oh I forgot, you’re a cheap ass gujju. sorry again

How do I know that you are not lying?! I have to constantly reaffirm this, because who knows, maybe you’re marrying me for my money!!

I thought that some khaman dhoklas, khakras, Khandvi and shrikhand would suffice. Damn..how can I forget “Chakli” and “undhiya” ??

Now, if you can make any of the above, you’re good to go. Excellent ratings in my book. Also, if you can make any dishes with baigan in it, that would be great. In contrast to everyone else here on SM, I love baigan.

Chal, have. Avje.

I can understand that…but still, I had a good laugh. “me raja ko rani”..ha ha. Sorry

And if I’m not mistaken, you have money– you’re a software engineer.

You are indeed mistaken. Looks like you just eye-balled my resume. I’m a 27 yr old graduate student(cheap ass)…trying to wrap up my phd.

I want to go around the world in 300 days. You pay.

And what are your plans for the remaining 65 days (or god forbid..66 days) ? Your “You pay” ..mentioned in the same breath as your last sentence is a bit annoying. I’ve already agreed..no point in repeating it…oh I forgot, you’re a cheap ass gujju. sorry again

Also, buy me a beach house both on the Mediterrean Sea and Arabian Sea.

what! I did not see this coming. I thought that some khaman dhoklas, khakras, Khandvi and shrikhand would suffice.

I can’t stop laughing. I’ve already told you that you need to watch more hindi movies. I guess you meant – “Kisi din banoongi mein raja ki rani”

Don’t laugh at me, yaar. I’m a Guju born and raised in Amreeka, you can’t expect me to know perfect Hindi!! I can read it, but the beauty of it is that I don’t understand all the time exactly what I’m reading.

I know, I know, us 2-gers, confused and lost, not knowing anything about our homeland…..

You have the choice between Raj Kapoor’s “Around the World in 8 dollars” or Jackie Chan’s “Around the World in 80 days”. You decide. Sounds like a cheap ass plan.

Around the world in eight dollars? Sheesh, you’re such a Desi.

But wait— I’m the one who’s a Cheap Ass Desi, not you. And if I’m not mistaken, you have money– you’re a software engineer. So–

I want to go around the world in 300 days. You pay.

Also, buy me a beach house both on the Mediterrean Sea and Arabian Sea.

Cheap Ass: “Kisi din banugi, me raja ko rani” brown_fob: “Oh, zara phir se kehe na!!”

I can’t stop laughing. I’ve already told you that you need to watch more hindi movies. I guess you meant – “Kisi din banoongi mein raja ki rani”

I am eternally yours and faithful to you only .

so sweet. you are like that only.

Now, what you are going to give me as wedding presents? Trip around the world. Challo! Hurry up!

Well..thats a secret. Do you have any more ‘subtle’ suggestions ? We’ll be going half way round the world (across the atlantic) to get married ( @ Taj Mahal)..so lets plan the trip back across the pacific. That’ll complete the trip round the world. I pay. You have the choice between Raj Kapoor’s “Around the World in 8 dollars” or Jackie Chan’s “Around the World in 80 days”. You decide.

Sounds like a cheap ass plan.