Comments on: Meet the asio http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/ All that flavorful brownness in one savory packet Sat, 30 Nov 2013 11:11:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Meena http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60436 Meena Fri, 05 May 2006 16:08:03 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60436 <blockquote>The name "Asio" sounds lame, too. I don't like the name "Euro". It's not like us Americans call our currency "Americo", or India its currency "Indio", etc. If you want a currency, atleast find a cool name that gives the paper bill an idenity of its own. May as well call it "Turd", "Dingleberry", "Poo", etc.</blockquote> <p>'Euro' actually makes sense...since the continent's name is <b>Euro</b>pa.</p> The name “Asio” sounds lame, too. I don’t like the name “Euro”. It’s not like us Americans call our currency “Americo”, or India its currency “Indio”, etc. If you want a currency, atleast find a cool name that gives the paper bill an idenity of its own. May as well call it “Turd”, “Dingleberry”, “Poo”, etc.

‘Euro’ actually makes sense…since the continent’s name is Europa.

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By: Meena http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60433 Meena Fri, 05 May 2006 15:54:55 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60433 <blockquote>Meena, What is a 'capital' ? A city where the offices of a governing body are physically located. Yes, no one in Europe calls Brussels a capital city.... because they aren't too comfortable with that notion. It's just a matter of nomenclature. True, most governing today is done within the member states. But look what the future holds for Europe... greater and greater integration. </blockquote> <p>I live in Europe.;) Brussels isn't the 'capital' city of Europe by any stretch of imaginationI believe those who think that member countries don't make individual decisions anymore...are merely deluding themselves. In fact almost ALL of the governing is done within a country itself. You'd be suprised how little influence the European parliament exerts. Yes, everyone threw a hissy fit about the so-called European consitition, when in fact there were barely any clauses that do not apply today. For some reason those outside Europe are fearing the creation of some sort of European 'superstate'. Not going to happen.</p> Meena, What is a ‘capital’ ? A city where the offices of a governing body are physically located. Yes, no one in Europe calls Brussels a capital city…. because they aren’t too comfortable with that notion. It’s just a matter of nomenclature. True, most governing today is done within the member states. But look what the future holds for Europe… greater and greater integration.

I live in Europe.;) Brussels isn’t the ‘capital’ city of Europe by any stretch of imaginationI believe those who think that member countries don’t make individual decisions anymore…are merely deluding themselves. In fact almost ALL of the governing is done within a country itself. You’d be suprised how little influence the European parliament exerts. Yes, everyone threw a hissy fit about the so-called European consitition, when in fact there were barely any clauses that do not apply today. For some reason those outside Europe are fearing the creation of some sort of European ‘superstate’. Not going to happen.

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By: beef-eating-atheist-hindu http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60407 beef-eating-atheist-hindu Fri, 05 May 2006 12:52:23 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60407 <p>Lets just have a global currency we will call it the Ecos. The production of Ecos will be governed by Global Reserve, which will be headed by Allen Greenspan's head preserved in some type of a futuristic primordial goo. Most soverign nations will in time secede the right to print currency to the all powerful World Reserve. Those rogue nations, such as Finland, East-Switzerland and the Andaman Republic, that don't secede this right will be subject to severe trade sanctions... well atleat it's more realistic than Asios</p> Lets just have a global currency we will call it the Ecos. The production of Ecos will be governed by Global Reserve, which will be headed by Allen Greenspan’s head preserved in some type of a futuristic primordial goo. Most soverign nations will in time secede the right to print currency to the all powerful World Reserve. Those rogue nations, such as Finland, East-Switzerland and the Andaman Republic, that don’t secede this right will be subject to severe trade sanctions… well atleat it’s more realistic than Asios

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By: Rajat http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60399 Rajat Fri, 05 May 2006 11:54:02 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60399 <p>chaep ass desi :- Maybe in 3000 all three will be re-united.</p> <p>Dont think so. Dont think by then there will be anything TO reunite. The way both india and pakistan go at each other... one day some rogue dictator will use the first nuke on india and then india will carpet bomb pakistan with nukes in its righteous indignation. poof! Pakistan disappears off the earth, the rest of the pakistani nukes fall in terrorist hands... god help India, Afghanistan and Amreeica then!!! cheers to the world coming to an end!!!</p> chaep ass desi :- Maybe in 3000 all three will be re-united.

Dont think so. Dont think by then there will be anything TO reunite. The way both india and pakistan go at each other… one day some rogue dictator will use the first nuke on india and then india will carpet bomb pakistan with nukes in its righteous indignation. poof! Pakistan disappears off the earth, the rest of the pakistani nukes fall in terrorist hands… god help India, Afghanistan and Amreeica then!!! cheers to the world coming to an end!!!

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By: Cheap Ass Desi Bombin' http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60202 Cheap Ass Desi Bombin' Thu, 04 May 2006 19:23:29 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60202 <p>Sahej--</p> <p>(Psst... my post was satirical; I was talking about paper bill "Nukies" but, under the guise of "currency", I was making a point about nuclear bombs.I myself am down for disarmament, including our vunderpool Amreeka).</p> <p>Another one to add to the list: Asians venerate their elders. Like we Desis when we have to bow down and touch the feet <i>(pa-ge laag)</i> of our elders. Oh, and Asian elders expect the younger Asians to be a <i>noker</i> and do <i>seva</i>; serve them tea and --in the Indian case specifically- make parothas while they sit Indian style and talk smack on everyone else who is not present at the gathering.</p> Sahej–

(Psst… my post was satirical; I was talking about paper bill “Nukies” but, under the guise of “currency”, I was making a point about nuclear bombs.I myself am down for disarmament, including our vunderpool Amreeka).

Another one to add to the list: Asians venerate their elders. Like we Desis when we have to bow down and touch the feet (pa-ge laag) of our elders. Oh, and Asian elders expect the younger Asians to be a noker and do seva; serve them tea and –in the Indian case specifically- make parothas while they sit Indian style and talk smack on everyone else who is not present at the gathering.

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By: Sahej http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60190 Sahej Thu, 04 May 2006 18:58:54 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60190 <p>re: the Nuke idea; you presented it well but we're talking mutually assurred destruction, and in the end, i have to look back at the gravity of the situation and say i think the Nuke idea will not be the best approach for a common Asian currency. there's just too many variables</p> <p>on the other hand...i love the list!</p> <p>another one to add to the list; Asians are rude. Especially the elderly</p> re: the Nuke idea; you presented it well but we’re talking mutually assurred destruction, and in the end, i have to look back at the gravity of the situation and say i think the Nuke idea will not be the best approach for a common Asian currency. there’s just too many variables

on the other hand…i love the list!

another one to add to the list; Asians are rude. Especially the elderly

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By: Cheap Ass Desi http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60054 Cheap Ass Desi Thu, 04 May 2006 08:29:53 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60054 <p>Sahej-- The first post was an attempt to come up with things common to Asia that could potentially spark new ideas for another name besides "Asio". As I was taking a shower, two other things came up that I forgot to add to that list: ancient sex manuals, and two, Asians are cheap as hell-- as my name testifies!!</p> <p>"veneration of rats": in Chinese astrology, the rat is not deemed a nasty creature at all, but something positive. Hindu Desis take it further. The rat is used as a vehicle for Ganesh. The rat functions as a tiny scooter of sorts for Ganesh. This cutesy little image is ladden with symbolism (I can't remember exactly what anymore, but it has to do with Ganesh being obese and the rat being so teeny and something about cosmos, underestimating potentional, etc). As such, the rat is held to be divine. Ever seen that mandir in India that has rats running all over the place (no, this isn't a piece of orientalist propaganda-- I've been there and it exists!!)? Based on my readings, the rat is viewed as something revolting and disease ridden in the West due to, some hypothesize, the Bubonic plague. On the contrary, countries like China, India, and I am sure in other places nearby, venerate the rat.</p> <p>Did you like my idea of "nukes"?</p> Sahej– The first post was an attempt to come up with things common to Asia that could potentially spark new ideas for another name besides “Asio”. As I was taking a shower, two other things came up that I forgot to add to that list: ancient sex manuals, and two, Asians are cheap as hell– as my name testifies!!

“veneration of rats”: in Chinese astrology, the rat is not deemed a nasty creature at all, but something positive. Hindu Desis take it further. The rat is used as a vehicle for Ganesh. The rat functions as a tiny scooter of sorts for Ganesh. This cutesy little image is ladden with symbolism (I can’t remember exactly what anymore, but it has to do with Ganesh being obese and the rat being so teeny and something about cosmos, underestimating potentional, etc). As such, the rat is held to be divine. Ever seen that mandir in India that has rats running all over the place (no, this isn’t a piece of orientalist propaganda– I’ve been there and it exists!!)? Based on my readings, the rat is viewed as something revolting and disease ridden in the West due to, some hypothesize, the Bubonic plague. On the contrary, countries like China, India, and I am sure in other places nearby, venerate the rat.

Did you like my idea of “nukes”?

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By: flygirl http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-60012 flygirl Thu, 04 May 2006 05:37:50 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-60012 <p>Bahahaha...ASIO is the name of the Australia's <s>Spy</s> "Intelligence gathering" organisation. Definitely need to think of something better...</p> Bahahaha…ASIO is the name of the Australia’s Spy “Intelligence gathering” organisation. Definitely need to think of something better…

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By: Eric http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-59937 Eric Thu, 04 May 2006 01:05:31 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-59937 <p><i>The parliament is held hostage to petty provincial issues by a nation deeply convinced of its innate cultural superiority</i></p> <p>Well, at least this part won't be too hard to do. I'm sure that any one of the three largest economies will sign up for it in a hurry.</p> The parliament is held hostage to petty provincial issues by a nation deeply convinced of its innate cultural superiority

Well, at least this part won’t be too hard to do. I’m sure that any one of the three largest economies will sign up for it in a hurry.

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By: Guru Gulab Khatri http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2006/05/03/meet_the_asio/comment-page-1/#comment-59931 Guru Gulab Khatri Thu, 04 May 2006 00:48:30 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=3330#comment-59931 <p>highly unlikely India has a pegged system officialy w/ nepal, bhutan and unofficaly w/ bangladesh, and now even afghanistan. I see other countries going for the peg wrt INR, japanese yen and chinese yuan , and please dont forget korean won. (and ofcourse the USd)</p> highly unlikely India has a pegged system officialy w/ nepal, bhutan and unofficaly w/ bangladesh, and now even afghanistan. I see other countries going for the peg wrt INR, japanese yen and chinese yuan , and please dont forget korean won. (and ofcourse the USd)

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