DESI PAK is the trade name for [immigrants] containing a very high grade of [elbow-grease] from [Hindoostan] DESI PAK is a low-cost, efficient [worker] which will protect the contents of a properly sealed [America] until it is opened. The contents of a sealed [America] will be in the same condition as when packaged for [export to Hindoostan]. In being distributed all over the world, DESI PAK has been recognized as [the one diasporic element] most effective at adsorbing [money, power & problems] in packaged [cultures].

Please do not eat the desis.

(UNLESS WE BEG FOR IT)

ItÂ’s all good then.

too late!

UK street slang. Basically to rob someone in the street in a not-very-violent way. Typical scene on the streets of Leyton, London: ‘Yo, blad, empty your pockets.’ ‘huh?’ ‘Man, I’m eating you. Hurry up and set me your phone and your money.’