Comments on: Hard asses make good soldiers http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/ All that flavorful brownness in one savory packet Sat, 30 Nov 2013 11:11:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: MythicalUnicornwholosthisshoes http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31296 MythicalUnicornwholosthisshoes Sun, 23 Oct 2005 05:51:57 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31296 <p>The first comment split me up !</p> The first comment split me up !

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By: Jeremy http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31064 Jeremy Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:37:24 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31064 <p>The latest news on the devastation of this earthquake is truly overwhelming. I don't know what long-term improvements in delivering care and supplies can be made in terrain so hostile to modern transportation. It's good to see a low-tech solution like mules arise in this context.</p> <p>The question then becomes - why only two thousand?</p> The latest news on the devastation of this earthquake is truly overwhelming. I don’t know what long-term improvements in delivering care and supplies can be made in terrain so hostile to modern transportation. It’s good to see a low-tech solution like mules arise in this context.

The question then becomes – why only two thousand?

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By: Bong Breaker http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31059 Bong Breaker Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:41:35 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31059 <p>On the subject of asses, it's common knowledge that mules are infertile, right?</p> <p>So can any animal-knowers confirm if ligers and tigons are fertile? Otherwise why do the terms ti-ti and li-li exist if they aren't?</p> <p>Wa gwarn blud?</p> On the subject of asses, it’s common knowledge that mules are infertile, right?

So can any animal-knowers confirm if ligers and tigons are fertile? Otherwise why do the terms ti-ti and li-li exist if they aren’t?

Wa gwarn blud?

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By: frank http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31052 frank Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:25:10 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31052 <p>Some hilarious tidbits on these mules, FWIW:</p> <p>Pakistan was forced to import thousands of donkeys and mules at exorbitant rates from as far as Brazil and Egypt in 1985 for the Mujahideen war against USSR in Afghanistan.</p> <p>“It would take months to establish the mule-supply lines. One early shipment of sorry creatures purchased in Brazil arrived in Pakistan with all the animals dead. Eventually the mujahideen were moving their supplies on the backs of Tennessee mules, and the halls of Langley were soon filled with rumors (later confirmed by the Agency’s spies) that the freedom fighters were copulating with these animals,” the book says.</p> <p>“You have to realize that donkeys and mules are the lowest form of life in Egypt,” explains Avrakotos. “Even a camel has greater status. But the Egyptians provided each donkey and mule with an ID card and vaccination certificate.”</p> <p>The experiences of the CIA buying and shipping mules to Afghanistan over the next few years became the subject of legendary stories in the halls of Langley.</p> <p>At one point, the Pakistanis became so ornery that they wouldn’t permit the CIA’s transporter to leave the mule manure in Pakistan. They made the planes carry the smelly droppings back to Europe."</p> <p>source: http://www.satribune.com/archives/jul20_26_03/P1_mules.htm</p> Some hilarious tidbits on these mules, FWIW:

Pakistan was forced to import thousands of donkeys and mules at exorbitant rates from as far as Brazil and Egypt in 1985 for the Mujahideen war against USSR in Afghanistan.

“It would take months to establish the mule-supply lines. One early shipment of sorry creatures purchased in Brazil arrived in Pakistan with all the animals dead. Eventually the mujahideen were moving their supplies on the backs of Tennessee mules, and the halls of Langley were soon filled with rumors (later confirmed by the Agency’s spies) that the freedom fighters were copulating with these animals,” the book says.

“You have to realize that donkeys and mules are the lowest form of life in Egypt,” explains Avrakotos. “Even a camel has greater status. But the Egyptians provided each donkey and mule with an ID card and vaccination certificate.”

The experiences of the CIA buying and shipping mules to Afghanistan over the next few years became the subject of legendary stories in the halls of Langley.

At one point, the Pakistanis became so ornery that they wouldnÂ’t permit the CIAÂ’s transporter to leave the mule manure in Pakistan. They made the planes carry the smelly droppings back to Europe.”

source: http://www.satribune.com/archives/jul20_26_03/P1_mules.htm

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By: Kush Tandon http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31041 Kush Tandon Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:06:15 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31041 <p><a href="http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2005-10-21T035917Z_01_SIB472411_RTRUKOC_0_UK-QUAKE-SUBCONTINENT.xml&archived=False">Latest</a></p> <p>NATO is willing to do "Berlin 1948-49 style" air bridge on a short order with Indian helicoptors.</p> <p>India and Pakistan cannot see past their egos - does this make sense to a family which is freezing to death in Nhelum Valley.</p> <p>Around 3 million people are at the mercy of impending winter - another Himalayan blunder.</p> <p><b>Think fresh.</b></p> Latest

NATO is willing to do “Berlin 1948-49 style” air bridge on a short order with Indian helicoptors.

India and Pakistan cannot see past their egos – does this make sense to a family which is freezing to death in Nhelum Valley.

Around 3 million people are at the mercy of impending winter – another Himalayan blunder.

Think fresh.

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By: Saheli http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31035 Saheli Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:32:12 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31035 <p>Hmm. We always wondered if Carlos (Professor of Physics, Molecular Biology, Chemistry, and Biophysics) took off his mustache in order to teach philosophy, history, and linguistics. Now his cover is blown--his clean shaven state is clearly reserved for more celestial endeavors.</p> Hmm. We always wondered if Carlos (Professor of Physics, Molecular Biology, Chemistry, and Biophysics) took off his mustache in order to teach philosophy, history, and linguistics. Now his cover is blown–his clean shaven state is clearly reserved for more celestial endeavors.

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By: Heeee Hawww http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31031 Heeee Hawww Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:03:52 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31031 <p>I am sure the Pakistani military uses these poor animals as concubines too :D (Ref: Rushdie's Shame)</p> I am sure the Pakistani military uses these poor animals as concubines too :D (Ref: Rushdie’s Shame)

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By: GujuDude http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31016 GujuDude Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:59:42 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31016 <p>The Marine Corps actually has <a href="http://www.marines.mil/marinelink/mcn2000.nsf/lookupstoryref/2005930203125">program</a> where they are training up Marines to handle mules, particularly for Afghanistan like operations.</p> <p>They have been used for everything from carrying weapons, supplies, and even been employed on <a href="http://www.news.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=14025">medical</a> missions.</p> <p>Another article <a href="http://www.usmc.mil/marinelink/mcn2000.nsf/0/51C140DBAAEADDBE85256FF2006719F1?opendocument">here</a></p> The Marine Corps actually has program where they are training up Marines to handle mules, particularly for Afghanistan like operations.

They have been used for everything from carrying weapons, supplies, and even been employed on medical missions.

Another article here

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By: Vikram http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31014 Vikram Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:58:26 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31014 <p>As long as you didn't work for a certain <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_The_Jackal">Venezuelan Carlos</a>...</p> As long as you didn’t work for a certain Venezuelan Carlos

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By: Abhi http://sepiamutiny.com/blog/2005/10/20/hard_asses_make_1/comment-page-1/#comment-31012 Abhi Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:37:20 +0000 http://sepiamutiny.com?p=2393#comment-31012 <blockquote>Whoa. My old boss is a Peruvian named Carlos. I doubt he could carry you very far.</blockquote> <p>That's <i>nothing</i>. My <b>current</b> boss is <a href="http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/noriega.html">a Peruvian named Carlos</a>. :)</p> Whoa. My old boss is a Peruvian named Carlos. I doubt he could carry you very far.

That’s nothing. My current boss is a Peruvian named Carlos. :)

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