Raj ended up in his underwear dodging fired tennis balls, but as Raj likes to say, “there are no points for not trying.”

Maybe soon, we’ll hear comments from the “Apprentice Veterans United for the Truth” who will vouch on TV that Bhakta actually wanted Kournikova to be his fag-hag. That should see his career as a Republican sinking.

Seriously though, I think America and Indian-Americans would do well with progressive Republicanism, or atleast South Park Republicanism. Since the strongest pillar of conservative policy-making is being ignored by a President who just wants to spend but does not care where the money comes from – in a move harking back to his coke-snorting days – neo-con is now just Big Government with a healthy dose of Religious hardlining. A moderate Republican stance would do the US (and by induction the world) economy a whole lot of good.

or, alternatively

Raj is on my side of the aisle? Oy vey, abhi, I may actually have to give your side another look….