Comments on: It Would Be Funny If It WasnÂ’t True

By: Nikitha

Nikitha — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 21:55:36 +0000

brownheartdude- Why do you need continous monitoring? i hope your heart is ok!

By: Maitri

Maitri — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:17:17 +0000

Is it just me or is the dude above gesturing something with his fingers while holding his shirt open? Gotta be street through illness and government searches, I suppose.

By: Angie

Angie — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 05:49:46 +0000

Nice body – check.

By: najeeb

najeeb — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 01:36:17 +0000

come on man! Are you really going to take a chance with that thing? Well, be very careful!

By: cicatrix

cicatrix — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 01:10:44 +0000

oh sorry! I assumed you were stopped by the police. Good to know that they were more understanding than suspicious about it when you asked.

By: brownheartdude

brownheartdude — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:54:02 +0000

i’m the guy in the pic that turbanhead posted, i haven’t been questioned yet, or searched. but we were just laughing about how i’m screwed when i go home tonight.

i asked some cops about it and they told me ‘if someone asks, just be calm, don’t run… oh yeah and don’t wear a backpack’

they added the backpack comment after i got them to admit that i really do fit the profile. they were cool about it though.

By: cicatrix

cicatrix — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:53:16 +0000

I used to work for a lab, analyzing EKG tapes…I wonder how they’re going to read this one, especially when he was being questioned

I can just see the write-up now : young healthy male suffered a singular incongruous episode of atrial fibrillation at approx 3 hrs into the recording. Further arrhythmic episodes might preclude subject from participating in this study.

Back to white males for test subjects!

Did the cops let him go? How does this story end?!

By: DesiDancer

DesiDancer — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:58:39 +0000

that is a REALLY large picture of a man’s bare chest that just opened up on my work computer

post more, maybe they’ll fire me

By: Al Mujahid for debauchery

Al Mujahid for debauchery — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:58:25 +0000

My fear would be of getting shot

By: Vikram

Vikram — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:55:32 +0000

If a 75 year old U.S Senator has been searched because his steel hip joint set of metal detectors, or an 85 year World War II veteran's Medal Of Honor made airport security nervous, I wouldn't be too surprised if this guy got searched too. He had better carry some form of medical card explaining what he is wearing. Though I doubt that will make it any easier these days.