Punjabi Boy is MARRIED???

Tears flow all over the Sepia Mutiny Comment-o-sphere.

Do you think so?

OK.

Ajai, feel free to call me a cunt, twat, ask me if I do nothing but fuck my wife up the ass all the time, I wont bite you anymore. You can have the last word. I dont want you to go into a depression over this. Fuckin hell, Hunter S Thompson just blew his head off with a shotgun. Shit. I take it all back. I dont want to be responsible for you doing that. You have alot of heart and energy, if you want to be a writer write humbly and dont write with contempt for little people, and dont write to make yourself seem like a rock and roll star. Get your hair cut, smarten up, read some decent writers and best of luck. I mean that sincerely. You have talent and chutzpah, just dont waste it on writing with contempt and useless anger. And yes, I am a cunt who does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass.

IMO you are being a bit hard on the kid, lets let it slide. Of course you are free to tell me to push off.

WhatÂ’s with the sensitive poet shtick? I thought you were a grifter through the underbelly of life laughing at the contemptible cunt’s who arenÂ’t as macho as you? You have a very thin skin for a macho man who donÂ’t take no shit off anyone. Yeah, I stick by it; cunt is a degenerate word to use so casually to describe those that deserve pity, especially when you are talking about ‘whoresÂ’ and trying to make yourself appear to be a big tough cool dude at their expense. As I said in the lines you quote, itÂ’s about context. You know what context means, donÂ’t you? It is a vicious and nasty word to use, except in cases when it is deserved or provoked, like when I described you using that similitude for your misanthropic hateful sentence. Have you got a problem with that? What are you going to do about it, get yourself arrested? You write like a poser, a chest beating look-at-me attention-seeking jackanape. Stop trying to jerk off in your prose and trying to show the world how dangerous and tough you are, shut yourself into a room and read some real writers, not the junkies and pricks who you try to follow, fools like Hunter S Thompson. This kind of writing isnÂ’t writing, its masturbation. Then write humbly and write for the love of words, not for the love of yourself, and donÂ’t write with hatred for indiscernible and small people who deserve pity and love rather than contempt.

And stop whining like a puppy dog. If you want to be a writer grow a thick skin. IÂ’m giving you all this advice for free, take it as you like, it could make a man of you

Yeah, ‘twat’ isn’t a very “disgusting” and/or “degenerate” word is it? I really don’t understand, Punjabi Hypocrite.

I loved your little attempt at a critique of Blueprints because it was so… serious and well thought-out (just like everything else you post)! I’m sure your fans weren’t disappointed!

Oh, just let the boy be, PB. You wouldn’t engage anyone else at such length who used phrases of the following quality:

He just did, dude. Maybe he got upset because he’s insecure about his own writing ability and creativity? Who does he write for? So easy to criticise other people’s heartfelt work in a comments section isn’t it?

I’m still waiting for a straight answer on the twat/cunt issue, Punjabi Hypocrite.

The other thing that makes you foolish is this: You rant and rave about how you love that redneck fuckwit Hunter S Thompson because of his take-no-prisoners-shit-on-political-correctness style of writing and attitude to life, but when it comes down to it you cant walk the walk. If all you’re interested in is being nasty, posturing and posing and screwing the politically correct, why the hell did you squeal when Anne Coulter came to your campus? That’s where shitting on ‘political correctness’ ends up, in the clueless nastiness of Anne Coulter and her ilk. You should have been cheering her on for her nastiness, because that’s what you’re into, right? Take no prisoners, tell the truth, push the envelope as far as it goes, that’s you, right? Now that really is hypocrisy.

You don’t understand why referring to people thrown in the cell as ‘contemptible cunts’ as you swam amongst the ‘whores’ and ‘lowlife’ is different from calling a piss-taking halfwit a twat? You need that spelled out? An unprovoked call against vulnerable people to bolster the self-promoted image of yourself as a hard living hard smoking macho hero who doesn’t give a damn about political correctness and masturbates to Hunter S Thompson when really you’re just a sap, you cant tell the difference?

Who said I was averse to using these terms anyway? I called you a contemptible cunt after ripping apart your juvenilia and that rancid passage in an earlier post, did you miss it? You deserve it for your attitude. ThatÂ’s not hypocrisy, thatÂ’s truth telling.