Comments on: Penis protects Bhutan

By: Saurav

Saurav — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 06:33:53 +0000

Hey–those of us who are Saivite know there’s nothing wrong with a little cock worship. We used to call Him “bowling ball” when I was little

By: Basking Shark

Basking Shark — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:00:18 +0000

$30-40 (per head)

Classic

By: Abhi

Abhi — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:33:31 +0000

I bet you after reading this article some western backpacker chick is going to try and steal the longest wooden penis in that monastery. Damn tourists.

By: Drakuul

Drakuul — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:25:01 +0000

Whenever I whack some succubus over the head with my penis, it takes too long to roll it back up again. A simple Mauser shooting bullets with holy water is so much cleaner.

By: DesiOne

DesiOne — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:23:24 +0000

Wow. Reminds me of the DMX lyric from "Party Up (Up In Here)"..."Should I smack you with my d$*# or the mike?"

I used to be quite certain that anyone presented with the unenviable task of making such a choice would opt for the latter option, but I may be wrong after all.

See you learn something new every day....thank you sepia mutiny!

By: deepa

deepa — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:20:07 +0000

would hit errant demons over the head with his penis

This gives the childhood "Little Bunny Foo Foo" tune a totally different spin! Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head." -D